25+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (January 3, 2025)

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  • 01

    Just because I'm funny doesn't mean I'm not a threat...

    When you want to play a joke character, but min/max is life. Don't underestimate the limitless destructive power of the giraffe!
  • 02

    Looks good to me

    DM: Roll me some saves against the ghost! Party: *Monk and Druid fail* DM: Alright, you both have Fear of the ghost and want to get as far from them as you can. Monk and Druid: *quick discussion* Can we add some flavor to our retreat? DM: What did you have in mind?
  • 03

    When everyone is looking around for the DM but you're the DM

    Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
  • 04
    The party The DM Stop giving me your toughest battles It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
  • 05
    All the warlock players I know, the moment combat starts: Eldritch V So anyway, I started blasting FX
  • 06
    DM: "Roll for your attack." Player: *rolls* "Ah man, I got a 1." DM: *rolls* "You hit." Player: "Oh really? Wow, Okay then... I'm using my +5 Great Sword and I pumped some 3rd level Smite into it." *rolls* "Sweet, sweet, 39 points of damage." DM: "Excellent. You just dealt yourself 39 points of damage."
  • 07
    GIVING EVERYONE FROM THE UNDERDARK AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT BECAUSE THEY'RE FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER GIVING THEM AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS POISONOUS AND HAPPY TO KILL YOU
  • 08
    The player who agreed to DM a one-shot The Forever DM finally getting to play
  • 09
    Freyu Just informed them that there will be no second breakfast...
  • 10
    Ethan Dowden @THEEJDUDE You may think playing Dungeons and Dragons is about going into dungeons and fighting dragons, but it's actually me and my friend rolling dice to find out which of us a make-believe horse likes more #DnD 7:37 PM 10 Nov 21 Twitter for iPhone •
  • 11
    Typical D&D campaign "Wait. It's all memes?" "Always has been"
  • 12
    Nat 1 Persuasion Nat 20 Intimidate Give us the gate key. I have no gate key Fezzik, tear his arms off. Oh, you mean this gate key.
  • 13
    So you think we rescued you outta kindness NPC who is about to get sacrificed Well, yes Warlock Oathbreaker [Laughing]
  • 14
    New Player Nuh uh But Vet Player said if I touch the chest, I'll di ... DM
  • 15
    When your players came up with a terrible plan but through sheer dumb luck they succeed My Players GM It's so dumb, It's so dumb it's brilliant RUN DMG GM No! GM It's just dumb!
  • 16
    DM Character Sheet Player I don't think this Character can get much more Min/Max'd! Character Sheet Nonsense!
  • 17
    1st character: a noble paladin seeking justice 5th character: SNAKE WITH A HUNDRED MAGE HANDS The small make slithers forward. As it nears a der, spectral bands appear all around it, opening and pushing the door to allow the ake entry PET PROJECT. Thieves' guilds with magically inclined members often imbue particularly crafty snakes with keen intelligence, telepathy, and the ability to summon dozens of mage hands to aid the guild. The small, stealthy creatures are capable of carrying out heists
  • 18
    Your friend who agreed to DM The DM they turned out to be
  • 19
    When there's a level 20 artificer and cleric in the party: r/blursedimages . 1 day ago Blursed churtank
  • 20
    DM: Dude, I don't believe you've thought this through. You're in a bar in the City of Brass, they have total home field advantage. Player: My oath demands I rebuke these devils, odds be damned. DM: *Exasperated sigh* Roll to intimidate. Player: *Nat Ones it* I.... DM: You know what? A few of them are intrigued by this bold idiot, and think it's a little
  • 21
    ELDEN RING 40k ELVES ARE SKYRIM The witcher LOTR
  • 22
    Hard to swallow pills The difference between/ cleries and warlocks is the same as the difference between "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry Daddy! I've been naughty~!" 543
  • 23
    imglup.com BARD: "YOUR VISAGE IS SO HIDEOUS, THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A PORTRAIT DONE IT REQUIRED NEITHER HAMMER NOR NAIL AS IT HUNG ITSELF. DM DM
  • 24
    DM: "You triggered a trap. Make a saving throw." Player (rolls poorly): "I failed. What happens?" DM: "Roll 3d6." Player (rolls): "8." DM: "Hmmm. Roll again." Player (rolls, winces): "14?" DM: "Ooh. Roll one more time." Player (picks up dice, freezes): "Aww, man, I'm rolling up a new character, aren't I?"
  • 25
    The villain destroying the world in the main story line Me collecting 10 flowers for the garlic farmer so he can make it up to his wife
  • 26
    The Wizard after using Teleport in the spelljammer campaign

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